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© 2004-2008 Keith Ecklund

May 02, 2004

The biggest baby ever born weighed in at over 100 pounds, and according to my eight year old source, left the mother’s vagina ripped and infected for the rest of her life.  A baby so big - surprising.  That my son has such intimate knowledge of the birth - even more surprising.  But it’s what happened to the baby next that is the icing on the cake.  Stay tuned.  Details soon to follow.

And on a kinder, less gruesome note (well, sort of), find out how it feels to shop with a young boy as he seeks out the polka section at the local Borders.  Find out what it’s like to have a child possessed by oddness.  Read the thoughts of a father as one employee yells loudly across the store to another, “Hey, this guy wants some polka!  Can you help him find the polka section?!”

Everyone polka!  Well, maybe not the infected mother of the 100 lb. baby.  She probably needs her rest.



I’m fairly certain my eight year old boy doesn’t know much about vaginal infections yet.  Perhaps I’m naive.  Gaaah!

snowball on 05/04/04 at 06:14 AM

Snowball: I’m fairly confident my son doesn’t know anything about them either.  I asked him if he perhaps meant to say affected rather then infected.  He had me define the two for him, thought seriously for a moment or two, then replied that it was both.  But what he was most adamant about was that whatever it was that had happened to the mother, it was for life.

A child that somehow alters a mother for life?  Suddenly the whole story begins to make a little sense.

Keith on 05/04/04 at 06:19 AM

Wow!  Does your son subscribe to a tabloid?  I can’t wait to hear these details.  Facinating!

on 05/04/04 at 12:33 PM

Debi: I sometimes think he will grow up to run a tabloid empire.  He is a great liar.  Storyteller, I mean.  A great storyteller.

Keith on 05/04/04 at 01:25 PM

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