The biggest baby ever born weighed in at over 100 pounds, and according to my eight year old source, left the mother’s vagina ripped and infected for the rest of her life. A baby so big - surprising. That my son has such intimate knowledge of the birth - even more surprising. But it’s what happened to the baby next that is the icing on the cake. Stay tuned. Details soon to follow.
And on a kinder, less gruesome note (well, sort of), find out how it feels to shop with a young boy as he seeks out the polka section at the local Borders. Find out what it’s like to have a child possessed by oddness. Read the thoughts of a father as one employee yells loudly across the store to another, “Hey, this guy wants some polka! Can you help him find the polka section?!”
Everyone polka! Well, maybe not the infected mother of the 100 lb. baby. She probably needs her rest.