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© 2004-2008 Keith Ecklund

April 14, 2005

Nearly seventeen years in business, and I had not once filed my Federal Corporation Income Tax Return by the March 15th deadline.  Not one single time.

But this year things were looking up, because on March 3rd I was sitting across a big table with my accountant, laughing with her about my shortcomings as my companies bookkeeper.  I remember looking at the date next to my signature and having that short burst of excitement that so many of us often mistake for organization.  Paperwork be damned!  I was in control here!

“After all these years in business, it looks like I’ve finally gotten it together,” I said.  “I finally made the deadline.” I can only imagine what went through my accountant’s head.  Numbers, I guess.

I’m not sure just how long that burst of excitement lasted.  All day?  Into the week?  I’m not sure.  My history of forgetfulness is well documented.

I do know that whatever excitement was left over, if in fact there was any left, disappeared in a poof of surprise when the envelope suddenly surfaced on my desk this morning.  Unmailed!



No, no, but this is a good thing!  It might have surfaced next week…

e on 04/14/05 at 05:20 PM

March 15th deadline?  No problem.  I’ll give you an extra 31 days. It’ll be due on April 15th.  No need to thank me; just calling in a favor from some friends @ the Dept of Treasury.

DarkoV on 04/15/05 at 08:23 AM

I think accountants must see the Matrix, and it really is all green numbers. She or he probably saw the words emerging from your mouth and classified them immediately as “irrelevant.”

on 04/15/05 at 09:35 AM

Treasury Department talk and accountants from the Matrix --- I fear I may be in over my head here.  I’m serious.  I still continue to doubt that I’m “the one”.

Keith on 04/15/05 at 12:42 PM

These kinds of tragicomic moments are what make life worth living.  Think about it.

:-)

Jennifer on 04/16/05 at 09:22 AM

you must be taking the blue pill.  switch to the peach.

on 04/18/05 at 08:04 AM

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