“Dad! Dad! DAD!!!” Screams from the bedroom. He comes running down the hall.
“Turn off the vacuum! Hurry!” Something terrible must be happening. He is frantic.
“What? What is it? What’s wrong?”
He jumps across the living room and breaks into a mean air guitar. From the bedroom comes blasting a familiar sound. Rock ‘n’ Roll High School! My son has discovered The Ramones!