I am writing in my sleep now, which I’m not sure is the same as taking it to the next level. By morning, memory edits my work down to almost nothing.
But in fairness to my memory, I should mention that it is an equally aggressive editor during the waking hours. Red pen in hand, it goes to work on my brain, day and night.
Without my skin and skull, I’m afraid I would look quite embarrassed. But it’s just the marker, I swear. I can rework that.
I hope that’s not permanent ink. Excuse me, but is that permanent ink?
My memory’s website says I can expect to hear back from them in 8 to 12 weeks, and that I shouldn’t submit simultaneous ideas.
Or was that simultaneously submit?
Crap.