Dear Technical God,
What’s all the excitement about gmail accounts? I keep reading about other people’s excitement but seem to know nothing about them. Why is everyone so excited? Should I be too? All I know is that it’s some sort of google thing, which causes a real dilemma. How can I ask google to tell me the answer when it’s something of theirs. Wouldn’t that be like asking the dentist if you have a cavity? Of course he’d say yes.
So, you see, without google, my faith in you is once again restored.
So if you care even one tiny bit about a technological sinner like me, you’ll give me some sort of sign. Something to help me see my way. Something that will make everything clear about gmail. Maybe something slick like flash animation, only way faster and easy to understand. Maybe something that would look good even with a slow, dial-up service. Could you do that for me?
Whatever you do, don’t think you need to test this renewed faith of mine by crashing my computers. That would be just plain mean.
Faithfully yours until something better and faster comes along,
Imaginary Keith