Field trip day!
Eighty or so third graders, a handful of teachers, and me - wandering around Minto Brown Island Park from 10:30 to 2:30, searching for red-tailed hawks and osprey. I’ve already practiced my Stay on the path! Stay on the path! plea and think I’m ready.
I was also informed last night that osprey have several sets of eyelids, all for different purposes. Which set will they squint when they see us coming today, I wonder? That many kids, I’m imagining they’ll squeeze shut all three sets.
Holy crap! I just remembered I was suppose to deliver and arrange 1,300 flowers this morning at 10:30. Somewhere around here I have detailed instructions on how to be in two places at one time.
... must ... find ... them ... Yes! Here they… what? Damn. Missing a page.
Quick, Imaginary Keith! To the Wayback Machine!