Mary Kay Lady #1: This is a fabulous moisturizer
Mary Kay Lady #2: Really?
Mary Kay Lady #1: This really gets in there and works. They call it “plumping of the cells”
Mary Kay Lady #2 (staring at own hand, incredulously): Really?
Mary Kay Lady #1: whisper, whisper, whisper
Mary Kay Lady #2: whisper, whisper, whisper
Some secrets men are just not meant to know.