I have realized, just this very second, how important it is that I share with the world everything I know about cloning. And it’s not even eight in the morning! What an eventful day this will be!
First I must deal with the boy (non-clone). To school, son! What? You need more lunch money? What’s going on here?
I am tempted to send him to some sort of religious school, where I’m sure lunch is free, picked fresh from the tree of knowledge.
Prepare yourself to embrace clones! Because as everyone already knows, deep down in that dark, secret place that they think no one can see, the clones are coming! They are so close I can almost smell them. They smell just like you and me.