If I ever make a career change, I will become a door-to-door salesman. I will carry a backpack filled with little packets of ant killer. I will give expert advice on how to rid your home of ants.
“Are they on the kitchen counter?”
“Yes”
“Those are sugar ants. You’ll need this.”
“Are they in the bathroom? Around the toilet, perhaps?”
“Yes”
“Those are piss ants. You’ll need this.”
“But they look the same. The ants, I mean.”
“Sure they look the same, but trust me, they’re not.”
“What’s the difference?”
“Denomination, mostly.”
“Oh. I guess I’ll take two.”
“Good choice. Same time next week?”
“Okay.”
The change of pace will be nice.