The 6:45 a.m. to 7:15 a.m. blow by blow. Presented in Honest Vision (tm)
- Wake. Say inside my head, “It’s late.”
- See cat sleeping on bedroom chair. Tap her head, three times.
- Wake boy. Negotiate new wake-up time.
- Move to kitchen. Start coffee.
- Bathroom. Shower. (no singing)
- Dress. (Can you pull on a t-shirt with Q-tips sticking out of your ears? I just found out I can.)
- Wake boy. Re-negotiate wake-up time.
- Garage. Let dogs out.
- Check mouse traps.
- Open them outside. Watch dogs unleash their inner beast. (Cruel? Only until the moment you see and smell the mouse poop in my garage.)
- Fling mouse bodies into field.
- Kitchen. Wash hands. Pour coffee.
- Boy sneaks up. Scares me.
- Outside. Move car.
- Coop. Check on chicks. (various meanings, depending on location or lifestyle)
- Guys drive in for work. Give short, daily summary in broken, easy to understand English.
- Back to kitchen.
- Discover I didn’t start dishwasher last night.
- Hand wash one plate.
- Feed boy toaster waffles.
- Check email. New members. Jennia and Lee. Welcome!
- Kitchen. More coffee.
- Cat. Tap, tap, tap.
- Boy. “Full? Good.”
- List.