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© 2004-2008 Keith Ecklund

November 04, 2004

My stomach is throbbing from too many journeys into the Halloween pillowcase today.  Did I mention that the boy returned home from the hunt with nearly twelve pounds of chocolate?  I should have never brought up the pillow case idea.  I think he thought he had to fill it.

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Dad, we need to go to the Halloween store.  I need something to put candy in.

No you don’t.  Use a pillowcase, I told him.  That’s what I did when I was a kid.

A pillowcase?  That sounds funny.

Funny?

Yea, funny.  And funny usually means dorky.

But he gave into the idea, and lo and behold, three of his friends were also sporting pillow cases!  Who’s the dork now, I think to myself. 

Three days later I realize it is me as I stare at the pillowcase.  I should take it into the bathroom and weigh it.  It’d be interesting to see just how much of a dork I really am.



That is one damn-strange graphic, Keith.  What on Earth did you google to find that?

Debi on 11/04/04 at 09:15 PM

It’s from a site devoted to strange patent applications.  I’ve been holding onto this graphic for a long time, hoping it would work itself into an entry.  I saw it again today and thought I’d let it fly.

The site is great fun.

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/index.htm

Keith on 11/04/04 at 09:44 PM

I thought the entire reason people brought children into the world was so that we could play with their toys and steal from their Halloween and Easter candy stashes.  If you’re not enjoying your parental raison d’etre, there is no hope!

Snowball on 11/05/04 at 12:08 PM

Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying the candy.  Just a bit too much that day.

I take my responsibilites as an adult very serious.  I know my priorities.  For example, every single time I’ve ever had sex, I’ve thought of the possibilities to myself . . . hmmmm . . . toys . . . . candy . . . .

Keith on 11/05/04 at 12:31 PM

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